The next 4

Numbers 28 and 29 are question marks in my book.

Number 30- Alma- I’m met this 38yr old Hispanic milf while I was out partying at bamboo room. While cruising thru the club looking for girls to hit on and feeling in between pleasantly buzz and kina shitfaced I ran into this chick. I commented about how I liked the dress she was wearing. She lit up and we started chatting. The conversation went the typical route. Lots of teasing and just getting to know each other. We ended up making out, exchanging numbers and I went off to my friends. Later in the night, she sent me a text asking if she could get a ride home. I hadn’t driven that night, but my buddy mark had. I was curious to see what would end up happening so I told her yes.

I was drunk by this time and in no condition to drive so I was stuff with Mark as the third wheel. I hoped in the back with her as Mark played schouffer. Definitely had an awesome vibe the entire time, but couldn’t capitalize on anything. It was cool though because she wanted to hang out again.

Later on in the week we set up a date to hang out at her place, watch a movie and have a couple drinks. As the night progresses I found out such awesomeness as her amazing tits are implants and that she has her tubes tied. Definitely a keeper in my book.

I get her into the bedroom later, raw dog it a couple times and spend the night. I keep her around for awhile because we have a great understanding. Was a wonderful thing. She was my on call booty call on top of just hanging out normally. I ended it about a month into it because she went a little psycho on my phone after I accidentally passed out drunk while waiting for to show up for a boot call one night.

Number 31- Devil’s 3-some- One night while I was out with J.B. trying to get some ass we end up chatting up some chunk chicks. We all end up going over to Roach house for after hours. While there we’re getting drunker and drunker while trying to trade up instead of settling. By closing time J.B. and I are empty handed. In my drunken stuper I decide that something is better than nothing and get this girl back to the house.

I pull her into Dave’s room and as I’m hooking up with her J.B comes in the room to see what’s going on. Being one to not care about sharing or running a train in this case I invite him to join. Next thing the close start coming off. The top comes off and what we discover is fucked up. She had one boob that was an A cup and another that was a C cup. Drunkenly we decide to overlook this.

Right before any penetration happens she starts freaking out a little bit, talking about how she normally doesn’t do this and that she’s a catholic. I start switching back in forth between calming her down and telling J.B. to escalate certain ways. I felt like I was a director of a porno.

We both take turns railing this chick. In the middle of it our friend mark walks in the room and I tell him he can get a turn. He wasn’t having it. After we both get done we end up sending her on the way. In the morning we’re both like what the fuck did we do last night and Mark has a good laugh at our expense.