Thursday, February 10, 2011

Back in chicago

After getting back to Chicago things were different with a couple of the groups I had normally before hung out with. We had drifted to far apart so I moved on and started hanging with some people that I had met before I moved to florida. One of these guys will be mainly focused on. Dave and I became good friends during this time. Hanging out 3 or 4 times a week. Hitting up parties and bars. Through these I met others, was introduced to other girls that I would later smash and had some fun adventures.

Girl number 20- Terryn- I ended up meeting this chick because of my buddy Dave. I guess he had gotten this chick off of myspace to hang out with him, but she had a friend with her. He ended up asking me to come along basically to play wingman. I ended up shooting over to his place to pick him up and off to Addison we went. We get there and out comes the vodka and it turns into shot time.

With the 4 of us the drinks keep flowing and the party keeps going. After awhile Terryn and I head up to the roof top and continue vibing up there. We end up making out, groping each other a bit and talking up there. Fast forward some time and we decide to rejoin Dave and the other chick and start up again with the shots.

Within an hour, her and I are in a bedroom and we start stripping each other naked. I start fingering her, end up going down on her, she goes down on me too. I slap a condom on my cock and I smash that shit. After making her cum and busting a fat nut myself, we lay there and go right back into conversation. During this I end up finding out that she’s been fucked in the ass before and likes it. When my stamina returns to me and I’m able to get it up I slap a condom on and smash that anus.

I keep this one around for abit as a fuck buddy. After a vacation to Wisconsin Dells with her, the blond and the blonds fuck buddy; I ended up dropping that shit. The girl had become to clingy and was way to into me. Basically smothering me so I moved on.

Girl number 21- I met this one on myspace and very quickly the conversation turned sexual. We chatted online for a couple hours. Exchanged numbers and kept talking. Over the next few days I ended up getting sick, she suggested that she come over and cook me homemade chicken soup. We had talked before and she had told me that she had been in a car accident that had messed her up abit. Even with our conversations I didn’t know that extent.

She arrived with ingredients to get the soup going. While she was doing this I started laundry. By the time I got upstairs she informed me that soup was cooking and would take some time. We went off into my room and one thing led into another and we ended up naked and started having sex. Afterwards we went to go check on the soup and it wasn’t hot enough yet so her and I kept hanging out and getting to know each other. From what I could tell she had a speech impediment due to her accident. I didn’t know the extent of the brain damage yet.

An hour and a half went by and she informs me that she has to take off and go home. After sending her on her way I went to check on the soup. It seemed hot enough so I started to scoop through it. What I found shocked me. She hadn’t done any prep work! It was full parts of chicken still attached to bones as well as whole vegetable like carrots and potatoes. Needless to say I didn’t eat it.

I hung out with her on two other occasions. Both of them were at Dave’s place and involved alcohol. On one such occasion he tried to get us to be down with being stars in a porn he wanted to film. Both of us were down, but as it turned out Dave was all talk no action and it never happened.

Girl 22- Paula- One night while I was sick and had been downing robotussin, Dave calls me up basically strong arming me to come play wingman. Turns out he’s got 2 chicks to himself at a hotel and he needs someone to add to the equation for the 2nd girl. I reluctantly agree, get the directions, down some more tussin, pound a rockstar and head on over. As soon as I get there the drinks start flowing for me. Shots and redbull vodkas.

The night starts out fun and flirtatious between the girls and us. After awhile my girl and I start hooking up. I start taking off her clothes and mine. I get aroused and we start having sex. After a bit my boner loses interest and I’m left with limp dick.

Next thing I know it’s morning and there’s this awkwardness with Dave. I find out later from Paula that I didn’t pass out, but that I blacked out, fucked Paula good and then some crazy shit happened. I guess the Mr. Hyde side of me came out while dave was irritating me. I hopped off the bed naked while he was laying down and having sex. I threatened him that if he didn’t shut up and stop talking shit that I was going to cockslap him and beat the shit out of him with my dick while he was being riden by the girl.

Also I spent the rest of the time comepletely naked. I took a piss in the room in a corner near the sink in the motel 6 and after this I ran out of the room naked and was headed to McDonald’s completely naked and with no money to grab breakfast. They had to convince me to come back.

After this event Dave started spreading rumors of me having STD’s and ended up blowing my chance to hook up with this hottie that we were mutual friends with that had been in my graduating class at my high school.

1 comment:

  1. This is by far the most hilarious story. Cool man, looking forward for more

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